Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm always down for nudity.
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