it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I think I won the penis lottery.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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