First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
