Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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