I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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