I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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