But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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