I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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