he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I AM VODKA MAN
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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