Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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