My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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