Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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