it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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