I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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