I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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