Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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