Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
