how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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