I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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