Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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