Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
