He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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