And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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