i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Randomize
