New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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