If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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