Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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