BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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