So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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