why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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