Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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