evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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