Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
no. you can't hotbox the world.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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