I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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