if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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