Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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