Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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