nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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