She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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