I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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