forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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