It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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