Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Please don't give away my fajitas
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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