if i can run in heels then i can drive
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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