Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
high people should be assigned attendants
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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