My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I supernannyed him into submission
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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