? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Everything about him screamed your future.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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