Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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