And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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