i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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